A new television commercial popped up recently for a product called M-Drive, a supplement “designed specifically for men looking to increase strength, stamina and overall vitality.” 

51-year-old Gary Kehoe, inventor of this “powerful extract blend,” stars in his own ad.  It’s the pounding music that got me to look up from the newspaper to see Gary cycling, climbing, working out and just generally leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

We’re talking manly, manly things that newly-strengthened Gary is doing.

So this includes, of course, the beautiful, bosomy blond in the passenger seat during what will clearly be the time of her life with a man who has more “sexual energy” from taking M-Drive.

The ad is pretty over the top. Clearly Gary’s gift to the world, long after Gary is gone.

I just think that… the product might have more credibility if the inventor didn’t have a horrible, full-head toupee on during the ad.  That IMO pulls the ad off its game.

I guess hair is the one thing that, sadly, M-Drive cannot produce.